One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, “Patricia, you’ve cooked a pregnant bird!” At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep………………SHE’S BLONDE!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Be good, and if you can’t, be good at it! Mark
November 23, 2006 at 7:55 AM |
Holy cow, that was funny!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
November 23, 2006 at 7:58 AM |
that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time………………..
November 23, 2006 at 7:58 AM |
That is GREAT!
November 23, 2006 at 8:30 AM |
I wonder if your wife (my daughter) would fall for that! It would be worth the try.
November 23, 2006 at 9:04 AM |
I don’t think so Mom. You get over here and start messing with my turkey, you’re going to be in trouble.
November 23, 2006 at 9:06 AM |
I am blonde, but not that blonde.
November 23, 2006 at 12:00 PM |
I was listening to someone on the radio yesterday with the topic of Thanksgiving horror stories. A guy called in with this one:
He was a fairly young boy and the family were all at Grandma’s house for dinner. One of his aunts showed up with a black eye and some bruises. She apparently had some problems making good decisions in regards to boyfriends and her current one beat her up some prior to going over for turkey. Grandpa looks out the door and there’s the boyfriend leaning up against his truck smoking a cigarette. Grandpa told his daughter to go to the kitchen and let her mom take care of her, then told the kids to go to the back room and play. Then Grandpa, Dad and the other uncles walked out to the guy and beat him half to death and set him packing with instructions to “never come here again and never ever try to see my daughter again.” About 2 hours later the cops show up, arrest the guys and take them to jail for the night. No charges were pressed, though, so after they got out that was the end of it.
At this point, the host says: “So the worst thing that happened was they missed supper?” “Yup”, said the caller.
I thought it was funny.
November 28, 2006 at 2:52 AM |
THAT IS THE BEST!