Archive for June, 2010

New Stanley tape measure.

Posted in General on June 30, 2010 by bofh69

I seriously need to get me one of these. H/T to Roy.

Stanley has just released a new tape measure that will surely take the industry by storm!!! At first look it seems like a regular tape measure:

The NEW ‘Ultra Accurate’ measurement capability is unmatched by any other tape measure ever made:

So the next time your buddy tells you to “move it a cunthair to the left”, you won’t have to guess! At Stanley , we wanna help you do things right!

Executive indifference.

Posted in Politics on June 29, 2010 by bofh69

I jacked yet another one from Draw for Truth. Seriously folks, you should get over to that site. LOTS of good stuff over there!

Dead ducks in a row.

Posted in Politics on June 29, 2010 by bofh69

Stole it from Draw For Truth.

Sometimes you don’t smell it before you step in it.

Posted in At work. on June 28, 2010 by bofh69

Oh boys and girls, let me tell you about the absolutely wonderful day I had today. So, I started my new job. I am excited, for the most part, about this new opportunity, but more importantly, the knowledge that I am WORKING to take care of my family. That shit lasted about 30 minutes. Turns out that the evil one’s aunt works at my new place of employment. Suffice it to say, that was a MAJOR buzzkill. I don’t have a personal issue with Lisa, but like so many members of that family, she has been brain washed with evil stories of me. “Ok”, I think to myself. I can deal with this….. that thought lasted right up to the point that I discovered she is not only going to be one of my trainers, she sits in the cube RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO ME!!!!!

Needless to say, the job search is still on. Hopefully I can make it through this ordeal without killing anyone. If this blog goes stale, you know I failed.

Back to work!

Posted in At work., Blogging, General on June 28, 2010 by bofh69

Yes boys and girls, your intrepid Bastard has a new job. And because it IS what I do, and it IS funny as hell, some Monday morning Dilbert for you:

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Friday Monday Chuckle, 6-28-10

Posted in Friday Chuckles on June 28, 2010 by bofh69

H/T to Roy.

A  Milwaukee guy went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind blew; his gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in his private parts. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. “Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin. There was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot.”  “What’s the bad news?” asked the hunter. “The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.”  “Well I guess that isn’t too bad,” the hunter replied. “Is your sister a plastic surgeon?”  “Not exactly,” answered the doctor.  “She’s a flute player in the Madison Symphony Orchestra. She’s going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your eye.”

Wake the hell up America!

Posted in Politics on June 27, 2010 by bofh69

What does the ‘Muslim in Chief’ have to do before this country impeaches his ass, and all of the DIMocrats in Congress, on charges of sedition and treason? A ‘kill switch’ for the internet?! Really?! The only reason those fuckers want control over cyberspace is because it is dangerous to THEM. The ‘net keeps folks informed of what is really going on without the interference of government manipulated talking heads on the alphabet networks who pump government bullshit and Obama sunshine up everyone’s ass. Impeach these assholes NOW, before it is too late!!!