Oh boys and girls, let me tell you about the absolutely wonderful day I had today. So, I started my new job. I am excited, for the most part, about this new opportunity, but more importantly, the knowledge that I am WORKING to take care of my family. That shit lasted about 30 minutes. Turns out that the evil one’s aunt works at my new place of employment. Suffice it to say, that was a MAJOR buzzkill. I don’t have a personal issue with Lisa, but like so many members of that family, she has been brain washed with evil stories of me. “Ok”, I think to myself. I can deal with this….. that thought lasted right up to the point that I discovered she is not only going to be one of my trainers, she sits in the cube RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO ME!!!!!
Needless to say, the job search is still on. Hopefully I can make it through this ordeal without killing anyone. If this blog goes stale, you know I failed.