Archive for January, 2011

Pro Bowl 2011

Posted in Sports on January 30, 2011 by bofh69

The Blonde and I were talking about the Pro Bowl recently. My opinion was that I was more likely to watch this game now that it is being played BEFORE the Super Bowl, rather than after. When the Super Bowl is done, there is a switch in my head that says the NFL is done for the year. 99.9% of the time in years past I completely forgot there was one more football game left to be played.

The only occupant of this house with a team in the Super Bowl had a different take on that. She believes it sucks because players from her team won’t get to play in it. My response: Yeah, so?! Big fucking deal! Your guys are playing for all the marbles; the Vince Lombardi trophy. Who gives a rat’s ass if they play in the Pro Bowl?!?

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Trophy design by Yankee.

Posted in Family on January 30, 2011 by bofh69

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

Snake bite.

Posted in General, Politics on January 29, 2011 by bofh69

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The last time I filled up with gas it was $3.14 a gallon. Seriously, how in the fuck do they expect people to pay these prices?!?

Every damned thing keeps going up, and those of us that are lucky enough to have a job couldn’t catch wind of a raise with a wind sock.

This shit totally needs to stop.

If the Federal Dooferment wants to stick their noses in where it doesn’t belong, put a damned cap on how much a gallon of gasoline costs. Aww shit, I forgot, the liberal cockbags in positions of power want gasoline to go away. MUST GO GREEN!!  Translation: you, me, and every other hard-working American who needs a car to get to work, or find a job even, and can’t afford one of the new totally gay hybrid pieces of shit is fucked. What? You want a tampon for your bleeding ass? Nope, no can do. We have to pay for medical care for illegals and slackers who have no intention of getting a job. We also need to bail out anyone and everyone who fiscally mismanaged their corporations. No money for butt tampons; certainly not for YOU little people.

I love my country but I think the dickheads who are running it suck shit. Through a dirty sock even.

Fucking prick bastards.

Rate the babe, 1-29-11

Posted in Rate the babe on January 29, 2011 by bofh69

Tell me what ya think:

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Friday Chuckle, 1-28-11

Posted in Friday Chuckles on January 28, 2011 by bofh69

Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.

“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. “You always feel like you have to pee..and most of the time nothing happens.”

“Ah, that’s nothing,” said  the  70-year-old. “When you’re  70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.”

“Actually,” said the  80-year-old, “Eighty is the  worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing  too?” asked  the 60-year-old.

“No, I pee every morning  at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no  problem at all.”

“Do you have  trouble having  a bowel movement?”

“No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am.”

Puzzled with this the  60-year-old said, “Let’s get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and shit every morning at 6.30 am. So what’s so tough about being 80?”

“I don’t wake  up until seven.”


H/T to Roy.

Epic accuracy in cartooning.

Posted in Politics on January 27, 2011 by bofh69

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Our Sputnik moment?!?! What a fucking douchebag. He should seriously fire his speech writers, they don’t know dick. Strike that, he doesn’t know dick. Well shit, strike that too. Certainly sounds like he spent quite a bit of time blowing President Hu of China while he was here.

Read the transcript to this poorly thought out abortion of a speech here. Yes, I do occasionally link to the Cockbag News Network.

We got our asses handed to us by the Soviet Union in 1957 and promptly threw everything we had into the space program to beat their ass to the moon (allegedly). All this administration does is PROMPTLY spend money that they we don’t have on bullshit we don’t need, or a government takeover of some new private sector business driving us further down the road to communism.

If I were going to liken the next few years to a moment in history, I’d go with Revolutionary War. Just sayin’

For the idiots in the cheap seats:

Posted in Politics on January 26, 2011 by bofh69

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