Reading assignment, 3-27-11

The whole world seems to be coming apart at the seams here lately, doesn’t it? From mother nature’s fury to man’s out-and-out fucking stupidity. Let’s analyze some good old-fashioned American retardedness, shall we?

Odipshit managed to open a third military front with the involvement of U.S. air crews in the Libyan goat rope, in direct violation of the Constitution of the United States.  Seems to me that I have heard few voices calling for impeachment. Forgetting for a moment that Obungler shouldn’t even be in a position to be impeached because he isn’t eligible to hold the office in the first place, even Dubya was smart enough to get Congress’ buy-in before going into Afghanistan and Iraq.

Remind me again why we went into Afghanistan. Oh yeah, that’s right, to go after the al-Qaeda cockbags that killed over 3,000 people on 9-11-2001. So how does this revelation make the United States look? We are propping up revolutionaries with ties to al-motherfucking-Qaeda? Hmm, sounds like grounds for impeachment to me. Not only are we bombing the fuck out of a sovereign nation that poses no clear and present danger to the U.S., we are apparently retarded enough to consider arming these fuckers. Really?!?! You have to fucking be shitting me!

If this shit happened on George W’s watch, you’d hear every left-wing liberal nut job from Kalifornia to D.C. calling for his head on a plate. And of course the mainstream lamestream media would be all too happy to really get their hands dirty with some investigative journalism into how the leader of the free world managed to get himself involved with the very son-of-a-bitches that killed so many of our own.

The alphabet networks would rant and rave about how only impeachment would set things straight. For all of you lefties out there shaking your heads no, SHUT THE FUCK UP. You know what I am saying is God’s honest truth. Listen to this shit for reference.

Who is this politician with all of the moral outrage directed at Dubya? Yep, that’s right boys and girls, ‘ol deputy douchebag himself, Vice President Joe Biden. Don’t you especially love how the liberal douche doing the interview really starts sucking on ‘ol Joe’s schlong at the end of the interview? Understands the Constitutional importance? All Joe understands is that it is better if you fold the Constitution in half when you are wiping your ass with it so you are less likely to stick your finger through the paper.

Where is all of the moral outrage over the legality of our Libyan involvement?


Uh-oh, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates isn’t walking the administration’s line. Wonder how long it will be before he tenders his resignation? Over/Under at 6 weeks. I’ll take the under.

Let me hear your thoughts folks!

9 Responses to “Reading assignment, 3-27-11”

  1. Kuhner further wrote that Obama is a “socialist thug” who “has betrayed his country, his constitutional oath of office and his duty as commander in chief.”

    No truer statement has ever been made!

  2. All of this is true.

    Then you watch what is happening in the various states. 2 things stick out in my mind that describe the term “United”, but they are not necessarily in a good context.

    1) The states, like the federal government, are united in that they are broke. In some cases, the attempts to balance their budgets are causing some folks (largely union types) to react in violent fashion. Several states involved here. Not a good way to be “United”

    2) Many states are united in pushing back against the federal government on a variety of issues and fronts. 26 are involved in a federal suit against Obamacare. This is just one of these issues. Think immigration, This is a good way to be “United”, but will be a very messy fight.

    The federal government is supposed to be a uniting force, but in the past few decades, and particularly in the past 2 years, it has done more to crush good forms of unity and instead caused unity against itself.

    • I agree JC! I believe the country will become so angry that there will be a civil war. I’m wishing that Texas would take it’s happy ass out of the mix and be it’s own independent state. Of course the government would never let that happen since we have a nice supply of oil AND NASA.

      • I have ALWAYS believed that Texas is one of the few states that would make a viable nation. #1. They have enough natural resources to be self-sustaining. #2. They have enough land mass for the agriculture necessary to sustain their population. #3. They have access to the ocean for trade with other nations. And most important of all, #4. Texans will take no shit from anyone.

  3. cynical old man Says:

    Lets just hope the american people wake up in 2012 and vote his and his side kick out! Not saying the republicans will or could do a better just just this “leader” (he really isnt) has no clue what he is supposed to do.
    Never would have thought a muslim man would attack another muslim country………

    • Yes, the people need to wake up in 2012. The problem is the damage that has been done by the pResident is going to be almost impossible to undo. There are a lot of brain dead people out there who think he is doing awesome (and if you doubt that, look at the idiots in Wisconsin who are going nuts over losing the budget battle). These folks have no problem resorting to violence and mayhem when they don’t get their way. Even if we elect an awesome conservative president in 2012 it will be an uphill battle and I can almost guarantee that people will get hurt.

      Don’t get me wrong, we have to do it. We are either going to be in a war on our turf with the muzzies and/or illegals, or we will be in a war on our turf with our own citizens. But we have to do it, or at least try.

  4. This is the prime example of the joke ‘Q. How do you tell if a politician is lying? A. If his lips are moving.’ :

    During his campaign for the Presidency, in December, 2007, Barack Obama told The Boston Globe that “The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation.”

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