Friday Chuckle, 5-20-11

A Texas rancher hopped into his pickup, drove over to a neighbor’s, and knocked at the door. A boy of about 9 opened the door.

“Is your Dad home?” the rancher asked.  “No sir he isn’t, he went to town,” replied the boy.

“Well, is your Mother here?”  “No sir, she went to town with Dad.”

“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”  “No sir, he went with Mom and Dad.”

The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.

“Is there anything I can do for you sir? I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”

“Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your Dad.  It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzie pregnant.”

The boy thought for a moment. “You would definitely have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”

H/T to Roy. Too bad he is a big ‘ol pussy and his new old lady won’t let him on the internet. Glad I saved some of his older e-mails.

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