Friday Chuckle, 6-17-11

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby.

The gentleman kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.” 

A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son Albert.” 

The man looked at her and said, “Lady, I’m Albert.”

H/T to Joel.


There is now conclusive evidence that Osama Bin Laden is dead. This week he registered to vote in Chicago as a Democrat.

H/T to Ron H.

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