H/T to JC.
Tell me what ya think:
Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod.
“I’m going to do that when I win the lottery,” announced the first blonde.
“Do what?” asked the other blonde.
“Send my lawn away to be mowed.”
Stole it from Grouchy Old Cripple.
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Stole it from Theo Spark.