Archive for September, 2012

Friday Sunday Chuckle, 9-30-12

Posted in Friday Chuckles on September 30, 2012 by bofh69

Today I had to go to Sears. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space. I flagged the driver down and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available.

The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, “I’m not handicapped!”  Well, as you can imagine, my face was red!  “Oh, I’m sorry” I said. “I saw your Obama bumper sticker and just assumed that you suffer from a mental disorder.”  She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.

Boy! Some people just don’t appreciate it when you’re trying to help them out!

H/T to Ann J.

Rate the babe, 9-29-12

Posted in Rate the babe on September 29, 2012 by bofh69

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Friday Chuckle, 9-28-12

Posted in Friday Chuckles on September 28, 2012 by bofh69

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
 
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
 
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to  be with you.
 
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

 

H/T to Roy.

Rate the babe, 9-22-12

Posted in Rate the babe on September 22, 2012 by bofh69

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Friday Chuckle, 9-21-12

Posted in Friday Chuckles on September 21, 2012 by bofh69

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.”

After dinner, George’s dad took him aside, “Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she’s a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I’m afraid you can’t marry her.” George was brokenhearted.

After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, “Diane said yes! We’re getting married in June.” Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. “Diane is your half sister too, George.  I’m awfully sorry about this.”

George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the secret his father had shared.

“Dad has done so much harm. I guess I’m never going to get married,” he complained. “Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister.”
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Honey, You Didn’t Build That

Posted in Politics on September 19, 2012 by bofh69

 

 

Quote of the week.

Posted in Sports on September 17, 2012 by bofh69

Dale Earnhardt, Jr. on why he had to change an engine and start from the back in yesterday’s Geico 400 at Chicagoland Speedway:

“I made a mistake. We ran a qualifying lap and when you cross the finish line you bump it out of gear, which is what I’ve done every time I’ve run a qualifying lap — however many of those I’ve ran,” Earnhardt said. ”In practicing mock runs, I bumped it out of gear and it went in third and (over-revved) the engine way over. The valves and the piston had a little party and they all ended up with a hangover.”

 

Awesome!