Friday Tuesday Chuckle, 7-2-13


At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

“Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?” The little boy nodded yes.

“So,” the coach continued, “I’m sure you know that when an out is called you shouldn’t argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head, dickhead or asshole. Do you understand all that?” The little boy nodded yes again.

He continued, “And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play too, it’s not good sportsmanship to call your coach a dumbass or shithead is it?” The little boy rapidly shook his head NO.

“GOOD!” said the coach, “Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother!”


Yep, that grandma could be my wife in the stands.

H/T to Ann J.

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