Archive for February, 2014

Friday Chuckle, 2-28-14

Posted in Friday Chuckles on February 28, 2014 by bofh69

Yes smartasses, I occasionally post these on an actual Friday:

A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect. I meant “WiFi”, not “wife”.

H/T to Chris P.

From the no shit files: Entitlements

Posted in No shit files on February 26, 2014 by bofh69

entitlementsStole the graphic from Theo.

Gutting the U.S. Military

Posted in Our Country, Politics on February 25, 2014 by bofh69

by Bob Lonsberry

As the Obama Decline brings American prosperity and might to ever-lower depths, we now hear that the administration has decided to reduce the size of U.S. armed forces to pre-World War II levels.

It was, of course, precisely those levels that led to World War II.

The great lesson of that horrific war – that American weakness leads to global instability – has either been forgotten or is being replicated. In the name of cutting budgets, an administration that has doubled our national debt chooses now to endanger both our national security and the world order.

The same White House that expands welfare spending and unilaterally increases wages on federal contracts has said that “the Pentagon” must face new spending cuts. Free cheese for the entitled masses, but no national defense for the homeland whose sapped prosperity is picking up the tab for that cheese.

An administration whose domestic security agencies have ordered more than 700 million rounds of non-military ammunition cannot find the money to adequately fund the military which points its guns outward at our enemies instead of inward toward our citizenry.

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Yes we can!

Posted in General on February 23, 2014 by bofh69

boobsSo there!

H/T to JC.

Thunderstruck like you’ve never heard it before.

Posted in General on February 23, 2014 by bofh69

Being an AC/DC fan, my first thought was WTMF?! Give it a listen….totally awesome! It would be sacrilegious if it wasn’t so damned good. Be sure to go full screen.

H/T to JC for the link.

And the original:

Rate the babe, 2-22-14

Posted in Rate the babe on February 22, 2014 by bofh69

Tell me what ya think:

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Friday Monday Chuckle, 2-17-14

Posted in Friday Chuckles on February 17, 2014 by bofh69

essayShit, I’ll go you one better, I’ll write a novel.

H/T to JC.