Friday Chuckle, 5-9-14
I was at the honky-tonk last night, standing at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a really, really large gal I had never met) came up behind me and slapped me on the ass.
She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, “Have you got a pen?”
She said, “I sure do.”
I said, “Well, you’d better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
My dental surgery is tomorrow.
H/T to Chris P.