Friday Chuckle, 5-9-14

I was at the honky-tonk last night, standing at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a really, really large gal I had never met) came up behind me and slapped me on the ass.

She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”

I looked at her and said, “Have you got a pen?”

She said, “I sure do.”

I said, “Well, you’d better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is tomorrow.

H/T to Chris P.

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