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Friday Chuckle, 2-9-18

Posted in Friday Chuckles on February 9, 2018 by bofh69

H/T to JC.

Friday Chuckle, 1-19-18

Posted in Friday Chuckles on January 19, 2018 by bofh69

H/T to JC.

Friday Chuckle, 12-29-17

Posted in Friday Chuckles on December 29, 2017 by bofh69

H/T to Adam

Friday Chuckle, 12-22-17

Posted in Friday Chuckles on December 22, 2017 by bofh69

H/T to JC.

Friday Chuckle, 12-15-17

Posted in Friday Chuckles on December 15, 2017 by bofh69

H/T to JC.

Friday Chuckle, 11-24-17

Posted in Friday Chuckles on November 24, 2017 by bofh69

H/T to JC.

Friday Chuckle, 10-27-17

Posted in Friday Chuckles on October 27, 2017 by bofh69

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job. I don’t like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.”

The social worker behind the counter said “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his 2017 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.”

“Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her physical urges as the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.”

“The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshitin’ me!”

The social worker said, “Yeah, well….you started it.”