Friday Monday Chuckle, 4-28-14

Confucius say…

H/T to JC.

Casey Mears is a bitch.

If NASCAR has any hair on their collective balls, they’ll tell Casey, “Don’t fuck with the bull, lest ye get the horns.” Call it good. No bullshit super secret probations, no point deductions and no suspensions. Hopefully a lesson learned by the young Mr. Mears.

Mears had that coming, and it was so sweet to see a driver actually ‘react’.

Rate the babe, 4-26-14

Tell me what ya think:

Poverty line.

No shit.

Stole it from Theo.

Rate the babe, 4-19-14

Tell me what ya think:

‘Rob the People to Pay for Bullshit’ Day.

You want a tax cut?

Friday Saturday Chuckle, 4-12-14

Because I am married to a blonde, and because it’s funny as hell:

Stole the pic from Grouchy.

Rate the babe, 4-12-14

Tell me what ya think:

Perspective.

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered “mentally unstable.”

In Michigan, he’d be called “The last white guy still living in Detroit.”

In Arizona, he’d be called “an avid gun collector.”

In Arkansas, he’d be called “a novice gun collector.”

In Utah, he’d be called “moderately well prepared,” but they’d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of store food.

In Kansas, he’d be “A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend.”

In Montana, he’d be called “The neighborhood ‘Go-To’ guy.”

In Alabama, he’d be called “a likely gubernatorial candidate.”

In Georgia, he’d be called “an eligible bachelor.”

In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called ”a deer hunting buddy.”

And in Texas, he’d just be known as “Bubba, who’s a little short on ammo.”

H/T to Hippy Joe.